F Off The Damn Chain Short Shorts

Please excuse us as we do ever so politely ask you to f@ck the hell off. Our hearts are chained to no one. These shorts are off the damn f*ckin chain, and you will be too! Wear them.

Our short shorts have a super sexy fit that is perfect for lounging, working out, or just doing yer regular thing. Beach-goers, derby girls, and sexy bitches everywhere love Too Fast hot shorts and you will too!